Space Jam was not the best movie of all time, it wasn't even great but we loved it regardless, a classic but what if there was a 2013 version of Space Jam... WHAT IF ???
LeBron James would be the new Michael Jordan
AND NOW FOR OUR VILLAINS !!! (insert evil laugh)
1. Shawn Bradley will be played by the athletically gifted and lanky but intellectually challenged JaVale McGee
2. Zach Randolph will be the new Patrick Ewing, the brolic power forward is a perfect villain on the court.
3. In a somewhat controversial pick, Carmelo Anthony will be the new Larry Johnson. Their game is pretty different but in the NBA of today there is no way the Monstars don't get one of the best pure scorers in the league.
4. In a move that may cause World War 3... Russell Westbrook will be the new Charles Barkley (insert explosion sound fx)
Every sports movie needs a light skin dude doing the most.
5. Last but not least the moment we have all been waiting for, who will the point guard of the team. It could have been Chris Paul, it could have been Tony Parker but Nate Robinson would be the new Muggsy Bogues.
The miniature sporadic burst of energy is a perfect fit to complete the Monstar 2013 team.
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For comic relief, the role of Wayne Knight will be portrayed by funny man of the moment, Kevin Hart.
Will Space Jam 2013... HELL NO, but we all can dream can't we?
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