SHE SAID DOPING?

THE QUICK RUN DOWN ON JAMAICA'S TRACK & FIELD BAD TESTING FIASCO

Anne Shirley started it all in the August edition of Sports Illustrated by stating:

"Jamaica's current (drug testing) program, while improved makes a mockery of Jamaica's posturing & flames suspicion more than it douses..."

Of course this caused ripples through out the worldwide track community, here are a few responses and what I think they should have said.

USAIN BOLT

What he said: "I'M CLEAN"

What he should have said: "B**CH GTFOH"

DAVID HOWMAN

(World Anti Doping Agency)

What he said: "JAMAICA, SHAPE UP OR I'LL BAN YOU NEXT OLYMPICS"

What he should have said: "WE JUST NEED USAIN & SHELLY"

ASAFA POWELL

What he said: "I JUST TOOK SOME SUPPLEMENTS YALL"

What he should have said: "TRICK DEM TRICK ME"

DOMINIQUE BLAKE

What she said: "To a certain some1 when u dig a hole 4 another, u should always remember to dig another for urself buddy"

What she should have said: "Welcome To The Club Mi Fren Dem"

SHELLY-ANN FRASER PRYCE

What she said: "HOPE IT WILL GET CLEARED UP"

What she should have said:  "AINT WORRIED BOUT NUTN"